<p><b>The much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at ¿1 to taking over Downing Street.</b><br><br><b>''Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It''s only a matter of time'' <i>Independent</i></b><br><br>Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain.<br><br> It''s not that I <i>want</i> to do this - you <i>need</i> me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged. <br><br> In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.<br><br> I also provide an alien''s-visor-view of your past