<DIV><B>From awkward schoolgirl to Caterer to the Stars, Mary Giuliani weaves together a collection of hilarious memories, from professional growing pains to her long journey to motherhood, never losing her sense of humor and her love for everyone''s favorite party food, pigs in a blanket.<br><br></B>Mary''s utterly unremarkable childhood was everything she didn''t want: hailing from a deeply loving yet overprotective Italian family in an all-Jewish enclave on Long Island. All she wanted was to fit in (be Jewish) and become famous (specifically a cast member on <I>Saturday Night Live</I>). With an easy, natural storytelling sensibility, Mary shares her journey from a cosseted childhood home to the stage and finally to the party, accidentally landing what she now refers to as "the breakthrough role of a lifetime" catering to a glittery list of stars she once hoped to be part of herself.<br><br>Fresh, personal, and full of Mary''s humorous, self-deprecating, and can-do attitude against a