<p>No one understands the complexities of modern life better than Eugene Mirman--claims Eugene Mirman—and anyone seeking guidance from a man who has lived through everything (except the Great Depression, the Spanish-American War, and Jerry Lee Lewis''s sex scandal) won''t resist this charmingly hysterical guidebook.</p><p><ul><li>Become ultra-popular in high school (without "putting out" -- whatever that is)</li><li>Discover somewhere between four and two thousand ways to overcome social anxiety (closer to four)</li><li>Start a band, become an artist, or disappoint your parents by getting on a reality television show!</li></ul></p>