<p><b>''Deftly explores expectations of modern womanhood . . . Full of adventure and awe'' Dolly Alderton</b><br><b><br><i>People always said I''d find love where I least expected it. I always said they were idiots.</i></b><br><b><br>I had no idea how to commit to another human being.</b><br><br>I could barely commit to reading a magazine, and I wrote for magazines for a living. My specialist subject was celebrities, and my own relationships made their marriages look eternal.<br><br>I''d never paid a household bill that didn''t mention bailiffs, and my idea of exercise was to go and stand outside a famous person''s house and stare until I''d convinced myself that I lived in it.<br><br>But my life in LA was happy; free of care and consequence. That was, until I came down to earth - with a bump.<br><br>So this is the story of how I staggered from partying in Hollywood to bringing up a baby in Piss Alley, Dalston; how I never did find a copy of <i>What To Expect When You Weren''t Even Fuc