<p>Fifteen-year-old Morag Narmo really doesn''t want to go to school any more. She and her siblings would rather feed their heads into the waste-disposal unit than "do the academical". So they are all stunned when their parents whisk them out of school and embark on a home-schooling experiment. But with five children, two unruly pets and some extremely eccentric attitudes, the educational experiment soon descends into chaos...<br><br>Witty, razor-sharp and laugh-out-loud funny, <i>The Chronicles of Narmo</i> show us how before Caitlin Moran knew <i>How to be a Woman</i>, she had to find out How to be a Girl.</p>