<p><b><em>The Business Secrets of Drug Dealing</em> tells the story of a hyper-observant, politically-minded, but humorously pragmatic weed dealer who has spent a working life compiling rules for how to a) make money and b) avoid prison.</b></p> <p>Each rule shapes a chapter of this fast-paced outlaw tale, all delivered in his deliciously trenchant argot. Here are a few of them:<br></p> <ul> <li>No guns but keep shooters.</li> <li>Stay behind the white guy.</li> <li>Don’t snitch.</li> <li>Always have a job.</li> <li>Be multi-sourced.</li> <li>Get your money and get out.</li> </ul> <p>Part edge-of-the-seat suspense story, part how-to manual in the tradition of <i>The Anarchist Cookbook</i>, <i>The Business Secrets of Drug Dealing</i> is as scintillating as it is subversive. Just reading it feels illegal.</p>