<p>Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary - and don''t you DARE call her B.U.G!<br><br>Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She''ll teach her the important stuff - Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie''s mums'' are getting married).<br><br>But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie''s best friend Layla. <br><br>And she knows a LOT about the big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson''s purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn''t catch her eating biscuits first. <br><br><b>Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure!<br></b><br>A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid<b> - Daily Mail </b><br><br>Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house <b>- Emma Mylrea, author o