<B>A hot-shit book of witty quotations that’s the perfect gift for any pessimist in your life.</B><BR/><BR/> This little book of uplifting and pithy quotes is the ultimate antidote to all the days that couldn’t end quickly enough<BR/> <BR/> When the shit hits the fan, you don’t just need a massive mop. You need some words of wisdom that will keep you going no matter what is thrown your way. You scratched the side of your car: pick up this book. You sent private snaps to your family WhatsApp by mistake: let your tears streak these pages. You delivered a presentation at work with your zipper undone and toothpaste on your chin: stiffen that upper lip with every quote you read.<BR/> <BR/> By the end of this remarkably astute collection of quotes, you’ll have: <ul><li> Enough resilience to make light of the worst scenario </li><li> Enough willpower to overcome all obstacles </li><li> And enough quotes under your belt to last you a lifetime!  </li