<b>The No 1 Bestseller!</b><br><br><b>When a shameless rugby legend and a distinguished grey lady get together sparks are bound to fly. </b><br><br>And when that legend is South Dublin''s favourite socialite, Ross O''Carroll-Kelly, and the grey lady is the <i>Irish Times</i>, the result is, well, legendary. From locked-in in Donnybrook to locked-down in Killiney, Ross and the old gal have been through <i>a lot</i>. Now, you can enjoy the very best of his efforts to keep her entertained . . . <br><br>- His adventures with the Mount Anville Moms WhatsApp group<br>- His daughter Honor''s infamous production of <i>South Side Story</i><br>- His father''s court battles with Denis O''Brien<br>- His wife Sorcha''s efforts to force her banana bread on the neighbours<br>- His son Ronan''s attempt to make it as a Mixed Martial Arts fighter<br><br>From the sheer joy of taking his feral triplets to their first Ireland v. England match, to the sheer misery of Kiely''s pub (his spiritual home) closin