<p>''Jeffry, I¿m no <i>mere guinea pig</i>! I¿m a <i>Handsome</i>. And Handsomes have <i>always </i>been famous. I simply <i>cannot</i> be the only Handsome in history to not be famous.''<br><br>Piggy Handsome is a very confident Guinea pig with a hugely inflated ego - he hails from a long line of very famous Guinea pigs. But sadly Handsome hasn''t yet achieved world renown. With the help of gruff-talking Jeffry the budgie and the inadvertent efforts of two dastardly villains Dan and Dolly Dixon, Handsome might realise his dream, get in the papers and save the day - without even realising. All in one day trip to the seaside!</p>