Nightlight av The Harvard Lampoon Inc

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<p><b>When you like, live forever, what''s there to live for?</b><i><br><br>''About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.''</i><br><br>And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in this hilarious send-up of <i>Twilight</i>. <br><br>Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch! - he saves her from a flying snowball and Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and tr