<p><b>A brand new picture book inspired by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake</b><br><br><i>It''s rotten when you''re very small,</i><br><i>You hardly get a say at all.</i><br><i>It''s "No!" and "Quiet!" and "That''s enough!</i><i>"</i><br><i>By golly, life - it can be tough . . .</i><br><br>Inspired by the work of the world''s number 1 storyteller, this picture book is a guide to growing up the Roald Dahl way, with gloriumptious illustrations by Quentin Blake. A celebration of all the tremendous things children have in store - from adventure to inventions, chocolate cakes to rhino poo - along with a reminder that the very best grown ups are those who hold on tight to the chiddler inside.</p>