<b>Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he''s hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from <i>SpongeBob SquarePants</i> head writer Steven Banks.</b><br><br><b>"Fast! Funny! Fresh!" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 <i>New York Time</i>s best-selling author of the <i>Mr. Lemoncello''s Library</i> series</b><br><b></b><br><b>"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" - Tom Angleberger, <i>New York Times </i>best-selling author of the <i>Origami Yoda</i> series</b><br><br>Thanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he''s a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it''s time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan?<br><br>With the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept