<b><b>“Only someone who deeply loves and understands the Metropolitan Museum could deliver such madcap, funny, magical, tender, intimate fables and stories.” —Maira Kalman, artist and bestselling author of <i>The Principles of Uncertainty</i><br></b></b><br><b><b>From a writer who worked at the Metropolitan Museum for more than twenty-five years, an enchanting novel that shows us the Met that the public doesn''t see.</b></b><br><b><b><br></b></b> Hidden behind the Picassos and Vermeers, the Temple of Dendur and the American Wing, exists another world: the hallways and offices, conservation studios, storerooms, and cafeteria that are home to the museum''s devoted and peculiar staff of 2,200 people—along with a few ghosts.<br><br>A surreal love letter to this private side of the Met,<i> Metropolitan Stories</i> unfolds in a series of amusing and poignant vignettes in which we discover larger-than-life characters, the downside of survival, and the powerful voices o