<p>Well there''s this talking monkey who won me in a game of Othello in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. </p><p><br></p><p>He came back to Cornwall with me and has become a prolific reader and dabbler in magic. </p><p><br></p><p>He also has past life flash backs - the most prominent of which are the Nam special forces ones. We have partially deceased girlfriends who apparently eat dead bodies. </p><p><br></p><p>The Monkey created a sort of black hole in the spare bedroom and now we have a team of nerds investigating it and trying to stop ''things'' coming out of it. </p><p><br></p><p>A bunch of Oriental hit men who appear to believe he is a god attempted to steal The Monkey''s magic lolly pop sticks, but he managed to blow them up in their caravan. </p><p><br></p><p>We are off to Cambodia in search of a temple from which came a monkey faced pendant with glowing eyes and we seem to have upset an international cabal who are out to get us. </p><p><br></p><p>Oh, and did I mention that The Monke