<b>For fans of <i>How to Babysit a Grandpa</i> comes a tongue-in-cheek story that is a step-by-step manual for putting your monster to bed.</b><br><b> </b><br> If you have a monster that won’t go to bed, don’t bother asking your parents to help. They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed. It’s not their fault; they’re just not good at it. Read this book instead. <br> <br> It will tell you what to feed your monster before bed (it’s not warm milk), and what to sing to your monster (it’s not a soothing lullaby), and what to read to your monster to send him off to dreamland in no time (the scarier, the better).<br> <br> Just make sure you don’t get too good at putting monsters to bed—or you might have a BIG problem on your hands!<br><br>Praise for Zachariah OHora: <br> <br>“The text is pitch-perfect, and the art is its match.” —<i>Chicago Tribune</i> (<i>Wolfie th