<P><B>''Brilliant'' <I>Sunday Express</I></B><br><B>''Addictive'' <I>Daily Mirror</I></B><br><B>''Brutally funny'' <I>Observer</I></B><br><br><B>Meet the Dobsons and the Jamiesons: two ordinary families on the verge of a nervous breakdown.</B><br><B><br>Joe Dobson</B> left his wife and kids when his young girlfriend Nina discovered she was pregnant. Now he feels like a cliche and Nina feels like a drudge, swapping her wild nights out with friends for mild nights in wiping baby sick off the carpet. So when Joe announces that he''s booked a week''s luxury holiday in Italy, Nina is thrilled - until she realises Joe''s kids Saul and Tabitha are coming along for the ride.<br><br>Meanwhile <B>Guy Jamieson</B> is sure this will be his last family holiday; he plans to leave his wife Alice on his return. Guy is a high-powered advertising director, and Alice - with her elasticated skirts, inedible mince suppers and unshaven legs - just doesn''t fit his image. But Alice has a secret plan of her o