<p><b>In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. </b><br><br>Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: <br><br><b>John: </b>Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?<br><b>Mary:</b> F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?<br><b>John:</b> Why the f*ck not?<br><b>Mary:</b> F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.<br><b>John:</b> Well, f*ck the opera. Let''s stay home and f*ck.<br><b>Mary:</b> Good f*cking idea.<br><br><i>English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) </i>is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after