<p><b>From the bestselling author of <i>Checking Out</i> and <i>Dry Hard</i> comes a hilarious story about losing the love of your life, and finding yourself in the aftermath.</b></p><p>When Ollie Sweet is very publicly dumped by ‘The One’, his seemingly perfect world dissolves into misery, self-pity, and a bizarre rooftop meeting with a suicidal man in flip-flops. While most would seek out the support of loved ones at such a torrid time, natural-born journalist Ollie asks the subscribers of his website: how did <i>they</i> get over <i>their</i> failed relationships?</p><p>When Ollie follows some of their more extreme advice, chaos inevitably ensues, including accidentally exposing himself to some unsuspecting wildlife, jumping out of a perfectly serviceable aeroplane, and suffering from an <i>extremely</i> painful bottom, courtesy of a maniacal Scotsman.</p><p>Of course, all of this goes down a storm with his online following, and Ollie soon finds himself the centre of eve