<b>Antonio Luna is the most remarkable man who has ever lived. Or possibly the most reprehensible. Either way, no one has ever known his full story--until now.</b><br><br>Luna is on his deathbed, preparing to dictate his memoirs to Valentine Richards, a failed novelist turned ghostwriter. The singularly unadventurous Val seems like a strange choice to tell the story of a man who''s lived the most adventurous life of all time, but things get even stranger when she learns that someone else is trying to erase Luna''s story completely--by murdering everyone from his past who could corroborate his wild tales of alien mutants, mummy ninjas, and cannibal cults!<br><br>Soon Val finds herself sucked into Luna''s whirlwind world of sex, violence, and mind-altering jellyfish. Can this unlikely pair solve the mystery of who''s trying to purge Luna from history before his life comes to a close? Or will they both be crushed under the sheer weight of his monumental self-regard?<br><br>From the center