If you know the song, you know Brandy¿s sailor loved the sea more than her. (The bastard.) Brandy, You¿ re a Fine Girl is historical fan fiction, celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the 1972 hit song. Brandy¿s story doesn¿t end when the music stops ¿ her destiny is filled with adventure!Barmaid Brandy seizes on a plan to become that good wife and escape her life of drudgery. A pregnancy would be just the thing to get him to marry her. When that doesn¿t work, she crosses paths with Elliot, a nobleman in need of a wife and heir by his fast-approaching 30th birthday, or else his inheritance will go to his scheming cousin Clarence.Once married, Elliot¿s problems appear solved, and Brandy has a kind husband and a warm and comfy new home, even if it is full of Elliot¿ s odd band of friends. Everyone tries to get along and put up with Brandy¿s strange cravings and profanity-laden drama, until they discover she was never really pregnant. When Elliot¿s handsome best friend Beau shows up, Brandy