<p><strong>Which dog always wins the race?</strong><br/><em>The one with the comfortable lead!</em></p><p><strong>How do angry people tie their shoes?</strong><br/><em>With a crossbow!</em></p><p><strong>What's big, purple and smells horrible?</strong><br/><em>A monster's bottom!</em></p><p><strong>What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?</strong><br/><em>Just cut and paste!</em></p><p>Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.</p><p>A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.</p><p>They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.</p><p>Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!</p>